Willy DONka

Dearest Readers,

Today was an eventful day. Candidates who were Culled from the game, or in other words not good enough, were given a chance to be reinstated to the game. Two golden tickets were hidden on campus and the first two people to find them and bring them to the Don would get back in the game. This sparked some tomfoolery among the members of the game.

Manoj Soundararajan decided to wake up early this morning and instead of looking for the tickets, he decided to mess with everyone in the game. The man took a screenshot of the image of the ticket posted on Instagram and went sicko mode. He printed out ten fakes and spread them all across campus. On top of that, he made fake clues leading to the fake tickets. Samveda Pagay got to school at 7am this morning to look for the ticket. Coincidentally, Powderpuff dance practice was also happening on campus this morning. Samveda, believing she had found a ticket, runs up to Don Shah with glee and excitement in her eyes. Not unlike my college acceptance chances, her hopes were dashed as Don Shah confirmed that she had found a fake ticket. You'll get em next time Samveda.

Let's talk about Alexander Chang shall we. Alexander The Great found both tickets before lunch had ended. This god among men somehow got to both tickets before anyone else did and now he will reap the rewards. Alex decided to open up bidding for the ticket which resulted in one of the tickets being bought by Aditi Raja. Her good friend Nikita Rangwala bought her the ticket and in doing so, restored my faith in humanity. Thanks Nikita. You did a good. The #justiceforaditi gang can now finally stop. We must now all wait to see who the second buyer of the Golden Ticket is.

Tune in tomorrow for some wonderful game day news. There is sure to be plenty of snakery.

Happy Heisting,

The Scribe