Final Weekend Update
Dearest Readers, This is the final weekend update for the 2019 Heist. Before the week started, candidates were told that if they were not...
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Survival of The Fittest
The Dons of the families of Lynbrook High School, the Shapiros, the Venkateshs, the Luis, the Hans, the Shahs, and the Mohidekars have come together for the Heist of the century. We are looking for the most experienced, sly, back-stabbing individuals to help the families accomplish this. Starting from the 25th day of February we will be looking to the Class of 2019 to find worthy candidates to add to our mob families. You will be tasked with showing your skills until the 5th of April as we cull the weak, leaving only the best standing.
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Pass or Keep
Dearest Readers, Let's just cut to the chase because honestly who has the time to read this. As promised yesterday, the game day yielded...
Willy DONka
Dearest Readers, Today was an eventful day. Candidates who were Culled from the game, or in other words not good enough, were given a...
Cullings, Camo and More!
Friends, Romans, Lend me your ears, Welcome back to another issue of the Daily Cannon! The second to last culling was announced yesterday...
A Birthday Bash
Hello Dearest Friends, I apologize for the lack of posts, I was working on my campaign for POTUS since everybody and their mother has...
Weekend Update
Dearest Readers, Welcome back to the Daily Cannon, I am your host The Scribe and we're going to be going through the eventful long...
Culling #2
Dearest Readers, This is not a normal Cannon. We are announcing the unfortunate individuals who have been culled this week. May they...
Oh We're Halfway There
Dearest Readers, It's been a long three weeks (almost) but we hope you've had fun doing the dumb stuff that you would normally never do....
Immune, You mmune, We all mmune
Dearest Readers, Excuse the horrendous title; some days I just don't know what to title these things. Let's jump right in to story time...
Week 3
Dearest Readers, I know whaT you're thinking, "Mr.The Scribe, why is there 3 moRe weeks of this garbage before the finale." or "Why do...
Days of Our Heists
Hello Dearest Readers, I apologize for my lack of posting I'm sure all of you felt as though a part of your life was missing. It's story...
Jeff Bale Is My Hero
Dearest Readers, Today was a slow start to the heist. The Dons being as incompetent as they are, gave a 24 hour warning before the...
Culling Results
Dearest Readers, This is the moment you have all been waiting for. Here is the list of those who have been culled in the first round. You...
Culling Announced
Dearest Readers, At precisely 11:10 am, The Reaper (Don Mohidekar) gave the 24 hour warning for The Culling, copyright pending. Any...
A Slow Day
Dearest Beloved, The Scribe has mind over body'd his illness and is back in full form. Look out world. Due to the changes that the Dons...
1 Down
Dearest Readers, After only 1 week of The Heist, I have fallen ill. Please excuse the late post. March it's the dreaded month. The month...
My Last Entry
Dearest Readers, Sorry for the late entry. I was contemplating whether or not to write one today considering the savagery that was...
Life of Pi
Dearest Readers, The Gamemaker dropped an early one on the candidates this morning. The challenge that was given was to juggle for thirty...
Back-Stabbings and Beiber
Dearest Readers, I have a short anecdote from yesterday night which I'm sure you all would love to hear about. At 11:55 there was a knock...
Rain and Wind = Perfect Beach Day
2 days down...5.5 weeks to go! Many seniors had an early morning as The Gamemaker (Don Lui) dropped the first challenge at 3:27 am....
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