Dearest Readers,
Sorry for the late entry. I was contemplating whether or not to write one today considering the savagery that was exhibited in the roasts regarding this blog but I have decided that for the good of the people I must write on. Excuse the click bait title.
Before we get into Story Time, I'd like to touch on this morning's daily challenge. If you were smart enough to use the loophole, which barely any of you were, you could have done it in under 2 seconds. Recite "the Preamble of the Constitution." Shouldn't have taken that long at all. Chloe Lee, Shaunak Bhandarkar, Aditi Raja, Shruti Ranade and Nikita Rangwala seemed to have figured out the keys to success. Everyone else, work smarter not harder. Shout out to Rohan Goel who took all of 29 seconds to recite it because "speed is overrated." Tell that to your Nix score Rohan.
Let's get into my favorite back-stabbing story of the day. In one of the previous entries, I wrote about the three good friends who are now known as The Migos. This story concerns one of those members. We'll call him Offset. Offset caught a poor candidate not doing the immunity properly. Being the kind individual that he is, he struck a deal with this candidate: in exchange for two pictures of people not doing the immunity, Offset would not send the picture that he took to the officers. The candidate, being the hard-working Lynbrook student that he is, went out and nabbed the naan. He sent the pictures to Offset. Little did he know, Offset sent all three pictures to the Dons and proceeded to rake in the Nix. The complete and utter lack of ruth is astounding.
The Dons were incredibly impressed by some of the roasts that were submitted. However, the majority of them did say the same thing. Yes, Aayush does have a really bad knee that can't seem to stop popping out. Hi her name is Allison and she is short. Ben does dab too much for his own good and his memes aren't as funny as he thinks. I do resemble a tree and these blogs are not as good as I think they are. Alvin does correct people too much and evidently, a lot of you did not know that Shreyas was a class officer. My dad roasted me harder this evening than some of you. We respect anyone who dug deeper than these "disses". Everyone who submitted a music video, diss track, or just went in on us (bringing up middle school relationships, freshmen rally dance mixes and anything else that was unique), we respect that. This was some wonderful motivation for the next five weeks. There is a video linked below with some highlights (as always, not all of them are winners). Please be aware that we will be using this as motivation for the next 5 weeks. Good luck:)
https://youtu.be/xYiPs306yvw
Happy Heisting,
The Scribe
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